Life's Too Short - Write Fast Code (part 2) Video

Google Tech Talks
Web Exponents
presented by Steve Souders
March 5, 2009

blog post: http://google-code-updates.blogspot.com/2009/03/steve-souders-lifes-too-short-write.html

This is the second talk based on Steve's next book, Even Faster Web Sites, the follows-up to High Performance Web Sites. The first talk presented three new best practices: Split the Initial Payload, Load Scripts Without Blocking, and Don't Scatter Inline Scripts.

The most important of these is loading external scripts without blocking other downloads and preventing page rendering. One complication is this may introduce undefined symbol errors if inlined code uses symbols from the external scripts. Luckily, there are several techniques to workaround this problem. That and other topics will be covered in this presentation of three more best practices:

* Coupling Asynchronous Scripts
* Use Iframes Sparingly
* Flush the Document Early

Speaker: Steve Souders
Steve Souders works at Google on web performance and open source initiatives, and previously served as the Chief Performance Yahoo!. He also co-founded Helix Systems and CoolSync, and worked at General Magic, WhoWhere?, and Lycos. Steve is the creator of YSlow, the performance analysis extension to Firebug, which has over 700,000 downloads. He serves as co-chair of Velocity, the web performance and operations conference from OReilly, and is co-founder of the Firebug Working Group. He recently taught High Performance Web Sites at Stanford University.

The topics from part 1 can be seen here: http://sites.google.com/site/io/even-faster-web-sites

I? have followed ...
I? have followed these methods with astounding results!

Writing the text ...
Writing the text file of subanalytical and ergonomical processes can be a somewhat forensical adversity, as it can result in some pre-made errors and overwhelming discrepancy. However, over the years c++ compilers and engineers have found numerous methods of advancing the techniques utilized in post-subconjuring encryption and ethonopoly. But the treatment of input and output for C3PO computers has readily made using? software peripherals and code that much more effective.

Learning how to do ...
Learning how to do brain surgery is easier than this kiefe?

Life's Too? Short, ...
Life's Too? Short, keep your video short

code faster or? ...
code faster or? faster code?

the title is? ...
the title is? stupid, everybody is looking for part 1

this is brilliant.?
this is brilliant.?

I'm either starting ...
I'm either starting a fight or? i'm not. if there is no fight, they can shut the f**k up

you let that ...
you let that comment through to appease me. ie I wont go nuclear. My favorite song is "so far away" by direstraits. GO NUCLEAR. Do it? ISREAL. I dare you. Go NUCLEAR or shut up. Do it. America gives you all your nukes. DO IT. NOW!!. pussy. you wont do it it, ever! PUSSY!!

Code writers ...
Code writers conform don't they. they know? their place. The JEWS are winning. You might not think this is important but it is. A man such as Hitler, yes shy away if you will, HE WON, at least support. A populist support against the jews. What is about to happen is the JEWS own everything. Forget black and white. . The jews are of themselves and only. We are looking at a future where the jews own everyhting. This very space is owned by jews. Google, YouTube, guess who buys these things.

do you mean write ...
do you mean write the code fast, or operate it fast. The operation? of code is done, well some place else. Google never operates code first because they know others are faster at it. And they know they can buy whatever is best. I will give you a competitive advantage at anything. I am smarter. faster, i am a winner. I will take a loser and make it win. NO JEWS ALLOWED!!

the last time I ...
the last time I purchased a computer was along time a go. It cost $4000 and was on the face of it disappointing. The internet was slow (dial up) and infection rates of VIRUSES, extremely high. This led me to smash it to pieces with a heavy dumbbell I kept beside the bed. I did try everything I knew to fix it. It wasn't to be. I did take the? HardDrive apart and showed the pieces to my mother. That was a shameful 10 gb HD. Now I can buy a 2TB harddrive for very little money right?

no the longest is ...
no the longest is about 13 hours long?

this is? the ...
this is? the longest vid on youtube

Would be ...
Would be interesting if it wasn't about web development but? about HPC code.

Nice? video!
Nice? video!

How do I interpret ...
How do I interpret your sequence of bits? I tried? interpreting it as ASCII codes, but no luck.

Speakers.. Would ...
Speakers.. Would you please adust ur mikes..So u don't hv to bent. Otherwise it's uncomfortable for you as well as we? viewers also

Stop wasting my? ...
Stop wasting my? time and talk more about writing fast code, and less about speakers...

Not exactly, ...
Not exactly, according to the author's site (stevesouders [dot] com), the Part 1 is? called "Even Faster Websites". Here's the link of the video and slides: sites [dot] google [dot] com /site/io/even-faster-web-sites

it takes 55 mins ...
it takes 55 mins loool?

lol, you wrote? in ...
lol, you wrote? in the title part 2, u meant three

Good approach?
Good approach?

In the process of ...
In the process of writing a lint for C++ to find leaks at the source level. Maybe I will make it into a product one day. I am? making it presentable, as opposed to some others out there.

oh? ok. just ...
oh? ok. just checking lol. because not alot of programmers program in binary or ASCII. for the past month i've been trying to learn the language but all i've been able to do is make a few words out of it, no programming stuff yet. is it YOUR custom language as you said? because i found out what it said by comparing it to an ASCII language key(self made manual converter), and it said the same thing.

Yes, it says ;M-and ...
Yes, it says ;M-and-a-half. It's? my custom language that is twice as fast as C++.

do you even know ...
do you even know what you typed in? that ascii?

Technique 5 has a ...
Technique 5 has a major drawback: It tights the? script to its name! If the user renames menu-degrading.js to menu-degrading-1.0.js the loading is broken

google haves one? ...
google haves one? hour time videos wtf!

Wrong. C++ is your ...
Wrong. C++ is your language if you don't need a language that protects you from yourself.? If you can't handle that it's best to stay away from it - just stick to your controlled environment of choice. That makes you the weak btw...